can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
When your like on tinder doesn’t go through, and you get a good look at the person and realize they’re unattractive, it’s like god giving you a second chance.
it’s always better than i remember it
list of cute things
- also you
- hey look you
- and you
- wait wait wait
- you’re cute
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you
Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking
????? ??????? ? ? ? ??? ? ?? ?? ? ??
IM SO FUCGJING DONE WITHTHIS WEBSITE
It sounds like something that’d be in animal crossing
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
High Dive Fail!
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off