How did I end up here?

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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When your like on tinder doesn’t go through, and you get a good look at the person and realize they’re unattractive, it’s like god giving you a second chance.

crumpetseeds:

it’s always better than i remember it

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

lunalovelock:

list of cute things

  • you
  • also you
  • hey look you
  • and you
  • wait wait wait
  • you
  • you’re cute

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

654,809 plays

eldiabla:

anfagistan:

gogogadgetweave:

bradford-socks:

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

?????  ??????? ? ? ? ??? ? ?? ?? ? ??

IM SO FUCGJING DONE WITHTHIS WEBSITE

It sounds like something that’d be in animal crossing

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

weloveshortvideos:

High Dive Fail!

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

Loafers

Loafers

That moment you realize you love someone and you wanna stab yourself in the face.